Bastige

Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.

That boy is one cock-eyed bastige

Bastige by DuT July 31, 2004

Bastige

A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.

Holy shit, its a bastige, run!

Bastige by YourWorstFear March 25, 2007

bastage 

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

bastage by Sepo August 29, 2003

bastages 

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

bastages by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

bàstien 

Bàstien is the name of a guy who, although incredibly rare, is worth meeting. A social butterfly and incredibly childish, he is both immature and mature. He is very generous towards others, especially those close to him, and will always try to make others happy.
When Bàstien loves you, he loves you from the bottom of his heart. Bàstien will love and care for you in the most genuine and sincere way, and anything he says will melt your heart.
He is generally fit, although he may think otherwise. Bàstien can be self-conscious about his body, even though he's absolutely perfect. He blushes very easily, and is incredibly sensitive, both physically and emotionally.
Because he aims to make others happy, he'll do whatever he can to please you when you mean a lot to him. He is very affectionate to the people he loves. He always tries to make time for who he cares about most, regardless of how busy his schedule is. Even when he doesn't like someone, he'll try to be nice to them anyways because he doesn't like to hurt people (unless they really hurt him). He is easy to get along with, and is always there if you need someone to talk to.

He is endlessly fascinating, incredibly unique, and meeting him is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that you should never pass up.

I love you, Bàstien. You mean the world to me, and I'm thankful for ever having the opportunity to meet you.

bàstien by Muted5ilence November 21, 2020

farging bastage 

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

farging bastage by Anonymous October 11, 2003

bastie

an amazing, cute, rich boy who is the best boyfriend anyone could have. he is always honest and he takes care of everyone. he's always there as your shoulder to cry on and he will love you unconditionally, he makes mistakes but he always shows how he's sorry. he's shy when you first meet him and he's secretly really romantic, any girl would be lucky to have him.

I love my boyfriend bastie

bastie by Unknown20919 October 8, 2019