Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

bartard 

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

Barrtard

An increasingly popular nickname for Attorney General William Barr.

Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.

Barrtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

barktard 

A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

barktard by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Barbtard 

Barbtard (buh-are-bah-tar-rah-dah) noun.
A word to describe the stupifiying trance like state that causes seemingly normal men to become obsessed with Barbs. They often whine, grovel, sniveling, cry, beg, buy gifts for, stalk, drink and dial and develope a wide range of obnoxious behaviors in order to gain Barbs approval and attentions. These poor men are often used and abused by Barbs then cast away when to make room for the next Barbtard.

KEN! Don't go near that woman! Even brushing up against her skirt or breathing her perfume can turn you into a BARBTARD. STEP BACK KEN! OH GOD!!! KEN!!! KEN!! NOOOOO!!!!

Barbtard by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

Bearduary 

n. (beerd-yoo-er-ee)

abbr. Bea.

The first two months of the calendar year (January – February) in which a man grows a beard, often started over Christmas vacation. Men are encouraged to shave all but their mustache on March 1st in observance of Marchstache.

Man 1: Dude, that’s an awesome beard.
Man 2: Thanks, I’m growing it for Bearduary.

Bearduary by stewyrich December 3, 2009

Beertard 

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

Beertard by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009