beadtard 

when someone thinks they know something about beading but they really don't.

Suzy walks into a bead shop with a necklace from Africa that needs to be repaired. She says, "I would like to have this restrung because it keeps coming apart even after I had my friend, Christina, who's a bead expert, restring it for me."
Apparently, Christina tied knots on the end of the strings w/o findings...
Normal beaders would use findings. This is why the necklace keeps coming apart...
Christina is a beadtard.

beadtard by Crystal D January 18, 2008

beadtard 

adjective • offensive old-fashioned
🔈 bi d-ˈtɑ r.dɪd

One that is so addicted to (beading) their brain slowly turns to (beads) eventually the brain turns Into a singular bead. At this point they are rendered incapacitated, only able to mutter the words "(Beads) are love, (Beads)are life."

Yeah man, Zoë is a lost cause. She just got a diagnosis of (beadtardism). Bless her (beady) little brain and bless her man Jake too. Hese basically dating a bead now.

beadtard by Danny Skaggs March 9, 2023

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

beautard 

A beautiful retard.

Wow she is such a beautard.

beautard by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018

beautarded 

adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)

(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."

beautarded by RotJ November 5, 2005

Beantard 

Extremely disabled Mexican uncapable of being sophisticated and educated

Border patrol:look at them god damn beantards tryin to cross the river with water wings

Beantard by Johnny bojangles October 8, 2009