Beertard

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009

Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 22, 2006

Beeptard

Beeptard is a FNF (Friday Night Funkin') Fan/Stan. They mostly like the garbage music of FNF (let's be real here, its literarly alien noises but reverbed)

"Imagine being a fucking beeptard","Oh? So you are a FNF fan, This means you are a fucking Beeptard, I hate these!"

by Grizler February 12, 2022

beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009

beetard

a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.

'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.

The incredible hulk is a beeftard.

by the duv December 24, 2007

Beeftard

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.

That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008