Barbtard (buh-are-bah-tar-rah-dah) noun.
A word to describe the stupifiying trance like state that causes seemingly normal men to become obsessed with Barbs. They often whine, grovel, sniveling, cry, beg, buy gifts for, stalk, drink and dial and develope a wide range of obnoxious behaviors in order to gain Barbs approval and attentions. These poor men are often used and abused by Barbs then cast away when to make room for the next Barbtard.
A word to describe the stupifiying trance like state that causes seemingly normal men to become obsessed with Barbs. They often whine, grovel, sniveling, cry, beg, buy gifts for, stalk, drink and dial and develope a wide range of obnoxious behaviors in order to gain Barbs approval and attentions. These poor men are often used and abused by Barbs then cast away when to make room for the next Barbtard.
KEN! Don't go near that woman! Even brushing up against her skirt or breathing her perfume can turn you into a BARBTARD. STEP BACK KEN! OH GOD!!! KEN!!! KEN!! NOOOOO!!!!
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Get the bartard mug.Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.
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Get the barktard mug.A surprisingly tasty condiment consisting of roughly equal parts of barbecue sauce and mustard. The early creators of barbatard were out of ketchup and invented this saucy combo on the spot. Was an instant success.
"Oh man, we're out of ketchup. Guess this burger just won't be the same..."
"Don't worry buddy! I've got the perfect solution. Barbatard. Just mix some barbecue sauce and mustard and you're golden."
"Don't worry buddy! I've got the perfect solution. Barbatard. Just mix some barbecue sauce and mustard and you're golden."
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Get the bartarded mug.A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010
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