Beardstard 

A bearded bastard

That hipster beardstard with his wanky capufucklatte is getting on my tits.

Beardstard by Beardstard April 6, 2020

Beardstard 

Bearded bastard. Bit of cunt really.

My boss is a total beardstard. Comes so close when he rips me a new one that I see is a food hoarder and hiding it in the ginger rats nest on his face.

Beardstard by Beardstard April 6, 2020

Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.

Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.

Beardstache by RORO6692 September 22, 2010

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.

"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi

Beardstache by Bradgep October 12, 2009

Beardstrap

Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.

Thats a sweet beardstrap.

Beardstrap by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009