Beardstard
Beardstard by Beardstard April 6, 2020
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Beardstard
My boss is a total beardstard. Comes so close when he rips me a new one that I see is a food hoarder and hiding it in the ginger rats nest on his face.
Beardstard by Beardstard April 6, 2020
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Beardstache
Beardstache by RORO6692 September 22, 2010
beartard
element of bear
element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009
Beardtard
The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.
1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!
Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010
Beardstache
The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.
Beardstache by Bradgep October 12, 2009
Beardstrap
Bill Ackerman was the inventor of this haircut. You must grow a beard and then shave off all of your hair except a strip connection your beard almost like a lion.
Beardstrap by Beardstrap Bill July 13, 2009
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