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Bearduary 

n. (beerd-yoo-er-ee)

abbr. Bea.

The first two months of the calendar year (January – February) in which a man grows a beard, often started over Christmas vacation. Men are encouraged to shave all but their mustache on March 1st in observance of Marchstache.
Man 1: Dude, that’s an awesome beard.
Man 2: Thanks, I’m growing it for Bearduary.
Bearduary by stewyrich December 3, 2009
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beardbarian 

A barbaric man, usually coming from mountain communities (or in Canada) that has a kick ass beard that's used in order to show dominance. One usually earns said beard, even ladies, though these are usually called Mrs. Beardy's.

Usually rages at trees, wildlife, fucking elves, and a lot of other shit. Also has an ax used for combat/logging.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that guy with the beard and the furs?
Person 2: Yeah, that's the Beardbarian!
beardbarian by MoonClaw12 September 30, 2017
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The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.
1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!
Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

Beardussy 

A Beard soaked with pussy juice from a long nights work.
I need to dry off my Beardussy from that amazing meal.
Beardussy by BeardHub January 12, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026