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Beantard 

A YouTuber who makes memes, loud content and takes long breaks from youtube.
Beantard likes beans
Beantard by Swervical March 27, 2020
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Beantard 

Someone who jauntily leans against the counter while drying dishes so that no one else can access the cupboard to put away the dishes they have dried.
Get out of the way you beantard!
Beantard by Iamnotstevecarudo November 6, 2023

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.
beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

beautard 

Wow she is such a beautard.
beautard by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018
A man who is attracted to muscular woman, also used as an insult.
"You beanard!"

As Fred gazed across the beach, his eyes locked onto a freakishly muscular woman. He was a beanard, after all.
(Adj) Someone one who is a total retard.


Eddie: I got a 58 on my Bio test
Adeola: Youre such a bentard.
Bentard by AdeolaSayss February 23, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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