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Bear Mom 

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.
I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.
Bear Mom by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019
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Bear Mom 

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn
Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

teddy bear mom 

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
teddy bear mom by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Baby bear moment 

when something happens and it works out just right
Wow its the perfect temperature today
Yah man its definitely a baby bear moment.

momma bear 

a mom who protects her identity in motherhood while loving her kids. she has found a way to love motherhood and she plays to her strengths. she fights hard for what she believes in. she takes care of herself, her family, and still has fun in life. she believes in grace over perfection, and community over competition. she's a problem solver and pro-active. she's stylish, nice, smart, and confident. she doesn't participate in mom-wars and instead encourages others. she has fun in life. she's pretty much a kick-ass mom. you'd totally want to be her friend.
she is so happy being a mom- such a momma bear.
momma bear by momma bear magazine August 19, 2016

Momma Bear Ass 

An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"
Momma Bear Ass by SkyGuy069 June 18, 2023

momma bear 

An endearing term. A cuddly, happy mom that is truly loved.
how's the momma bear doin?
momma bear by hellooperator123987 January 9, 2011