Barfred

Someone who spunks a lot.

"Vil du være venner med min mus?" - Barfred

by Hapshapshaps September 11, 2019

e-barred

Being excluded, prevented or banned from action, display or entrance to certain locations with notification through email.

Roy received an email and was e-barred from the brewery for being an ass-hat.

by ElLocoDuderino June 29, 2016

No Shots Barred

No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.

Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.

by Nex Solo November 21, 2010

Barred

(verb) A term created by stoners at Carlsbad High School meaning to get grounded, caught, or in trouble in any way

I hit that shit in class yesterday and now I'm barred.

My parents barred me.

by Wat69..$ May 15, 2019

Barred

An adjective used to describe someone on an amount of Xanax that is clearly too much for them.
Being "barred" entails slurred speech, believing you are sober, unable to walk right, etc.

Mike: "Dude, Jason got fuckin barred last night."
Jim: "Really? Well, fuck, yeah. I thought the dumbass drank too much."
Mike: "Being barred is fucking cool if you do it right."
Jim: "yep."

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom August 8, 2017

barfed

to vomit

i barfed near the toilet.

by mitana April 19, 2016

barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

by eric October 15, 2004