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"What's the big idea" is a phrase used whenever a person has a stupid, impossible, or pointless idea and someone needs to tell them off without being too rude.
Jason: "Dude, let's go smoke weed in public!"
Mike: "Oh, really? What's the big idea? Get arrested?"
Jason: "Uh, no...it's to have fun."
Mike: "In jail? Are you barred again?"
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom December 23, 2017
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Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.
1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!
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Conjugation of verbs is the idea that verbs will change based on certain factors. For example:

In English, the verb "to be."

(Present tense)
I /am/.
We/they/you /are/.
He/she is.

(Present subjunctive mood)
I /would be/.
We/they/you /would be/.
He she /would be/.

(Past tense)
I /was/.
We/they/you /were/.
He/she /was/.
Conjugation of English verbs is not that hard, at least when you compare it to Spanish.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018
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A common food item in Brazil. It consists of bread rolls baked with cheese which are light and buttery. The name translates to "cheese bread."
Mike: I like pão de queijo because I like to eat breads.
Jim: You never went to Brazil, Mike.

Mike: What do you know, Jim?
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018
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A heart attack, also known as a myocardial infarction (MI), is a serious and deadly problem of the heart. It occurs when a clot of blood or plaque builds in the arteries or veins of the heart, decreasing or stopping blood flow to a part of the heart muscle. The heart will fail to beat sufficiently due to less workpower and more stress, and may then degrade into an abnormal heart rhythm or cardiac arrest, the latter of which having only an eight to ten percent survival rate.(1)

They may occur as a result of disease or with no apparent cause.

Chewed aspirin is used in the immediate treatment of heart attacks for better outcomes. Later, heparin (blood thinner) may be given, with nitroglycerin (blood vessel widener) or an opioid ("pain killer"). Long-term measures, such as blood thinners, stents, beta blockers, statins, nitroglycerin, and angiotensin II receptor blockers as well as angiotensin-converting-enzyme inhibitors (both of these widen blood vessels and decrease blood pressure), and aspirin regimens can be used and prescribed for comfort and preventative means.

Noticeable symptoms for men often include severe pain in the chest, arms, and neck, shortness of breath, lightheadedness, dizziness, feelings of impending doom, and fainting. For women, they more often include nausea, indigestion, and clamminess, but may also include the other symptoms.

Source 1 (include periods): cpr heart org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/AboutCPRFirstAid/CPRFactsAndStats/UCM_475748_CPR-Facts-and-Stats.jsp
Heart attacks are a growing problem that we can help treat. Eat less salt, get some more exercise, even for just a brisk walk a day, drink and smoke less, and we'll finish heart attacks in no time.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 17, 2018
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Ibuprofen is a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug.
Basically, what that means is it stops inflammation and fevers.
For the more knowing, it inhibits things called cyclooxegenases.
Mainly, cyclooxygenase-2.
Cyclooxygenases make things called prostaglandins; they promote pain and inflammation.
With less cyclooxygenases, less prostaglandins.

The difference is it actually fucking works, unlike other OTC painkillers like Tylenol (acetaminophen) or Aleve (naproxen).
Seriously, 400-600 mg (two-three Advils, its brand name) will euthanize a headache.
Not sure how it works for muscle/joint aches, but holy fuck, is it good for headaches.
Fuck Tylenol, that shit harms your liver.
Not sure how good Aleve works, but it probably sucks.

It is worth noting that all NSAIDs except aspirin have issues with raising blood pressure and harming the heart with chronic use, as well as digestive tract problems. This includes ibuprofen.

Also, you can make a topical medicine out of ibuprofen gel capsules.
Use only one capsule at a time until you find out the right strength.

Take one GEL CAPSULE of ibuprofen.
Break it with a thumbtack, small-pointed knife, or pair of scissors.
Pop the contents into one cup, then take some lotion.
Mix it with one kitchen spoon of the lotion.
Add 3-4 drops of orange oil to increase absorption through skin.

Peace.
My migraines acted up, but the pharmacy didn't get my prescription in time, so I just picked up some ibuprofen.
by jacrispy vulcano is my mom January 19, 2018
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