barfed
to vomit
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Barfed In My Hat
When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat
I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.
Barfed In My Hat by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020
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barfed • Barfed In My Hat • Barred • barred out • barted • baffed • BarbedWire • Barbed • barked • Barred up
get barked lol
"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.
get barked lol by Lilavender May 12, 2021
Barfero Doucho
Said with an Italian accent;
The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.
May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.
May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
THE MORNING AFTER THE PARTY...
Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
Barfero Doucho by youreonastick September 3, 2006
e-barred
Being excluded, prevented or banned from action, display or entrance to certain locations with notification through email.
e-barred by ElLocoDuderino June 29, 2016
No Shots Barred
No Shots Barred is a variation of the game Extreme Ping Pong, the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table. Players may move around the table as they wish and even the room. The game is often judged on points for style similar to the original with extra points going to attack shots (Shots which cause pain to the opponent usually hitting them in the face or the genital region). While No Shots Barred is seemingly a violent game, it is often played in most cases in a graceful manner with players concentrating on more tactical shots rather than pain inflicting ones.
Henry: I've got a really bad black eye.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.
Josh: Woah dude who did you fight?
Henry: Oh no its not from a fight, I had a brutal No Shots Barred.
No Shots Barred by Nex Solo November 21, 2010
BLARFED
BLARFED by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009
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