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road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005

Cracker

- A white caucasion individual, who is mostly named by other black males and females. Called crackers way back from the 1900's because white americans named African Americans "Niggers."

"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

"Letz woop his cracka ass

Black-"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

Black-"Letz woop his cracker ass"

White-"Why please do not hurt me, I have children."

Black-"Fuck yo white kidz, woop his cracker ass!!

by Eric January 30, 2007

youguysarefuckingfullofyourselves

When a person, or group of people think that they rock or rule. This is particularly annoying when they neither rock, rule or any other 4-letter word beginning with an "R" indicating they are cool.

The world said to the Armstrongs and Benedettos, "youguysarefuckingfullofyourselves" in a harmonious choir.

by Eric November 20, 2003

hungus

A "ball-hog". See kayne.

Simon is such a hungus. We never get the ball.

by Eric May 6, 2004

Podi

1:Abbreviation describing a man's genitals after performing anal sex on a partner. 2: Poopy Dick

After waking up in the morning with a stranger in his bed, Jon noticed he had a Podi

by Eric March 27, 2003

dildizzle

Big, plastic penis. Black girls can fit two in their buttholes easily.

"man, check out rashonda, she's got the record, five dildizzles in that ass!"

by Eric June 10, 2006