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When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.
Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.
by eric December 8, 2004
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Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.
by eric August 18, 2003
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The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.
Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!
by eric January 7, 2005
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Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!
Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.
by eric June 10, 2004
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1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either
1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it
by eric February 26, 2005
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Another rapper that drove rock into the ground thanks to MTV. Not sexy or hot. Just plain sucks.
10000 thumbs down but do I give a fuck?You whiny bastards got my last one deleted.
by eric February 16, 2005
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the big greese-ball in the sky
Luigi went to the pizza hut after the mob tasted his pizza.
by eric August 26, 2003
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