eric's definitions

Frolf

Frolf is a term used to describe the cause of a computer and/or car problem. Also used as slang for the word "fuck" when appropriate.

My computer has been frolfed!! I just got frolfed up the ass. Blunt just frolfed oilleak.

by Eric August 27, 2004

Belmont

A small town in the bay area that houses Carlmont High School, formerly the infamous school of the movie "dangerous minds". Despite popular belief, kids in Belmont are often more dangerous than people think. It must be the yay. If you hate us, shut the fuck up, you punk ass bitches.

EPA kid: "yall want to go to Belmont?"
Other EPA kid: "hell na', dos whiteys scare me!"

by Eric June 20, 2006

trewavas

A small man, usually british, that employs trickery

I dropped my nickers on the floor and he pulled a trewavas

by Eric September 21, 2003

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 7, 2004

Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

by Eric September 16, 2004

brainbread

Half-Life mod which deals with shooting hordes of horribly modeled zombies. It is recommended to induce vomiting after playing.

He dropped out of school to play brainbread.....

by Eric January 10, 2005

zeriara

a stuck up, self-obsessed asshole, who overcompensates muchly for their obvious insecurity. also see: skank

this zeriara needs to get the fuck over herself

by eric July 1, 2004