Banjologist 

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.

Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

Banjologist by shadowcaster187 May 11, 2006

Babeologist 

Noun:
A specialist in beautiful women

Someone who is knowledgeable when it comes to fine/sexy women

I want to be a babeologist when I grow up.

O man that is cool I think I'll be a babeologist too when i grow up.

Babeologist by Alex Tong December 18, 2008

Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”

Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

bongologist 

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.

The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.

bongologist by toothoreo January 16, 2011

beer bongologist 

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.

Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

beer bongologist by UncleShakie July 8, 2014

bæologist 

Someone who tries to figure out why bæ is mad. (Job impossible)

Dude why is bæ mad at me?

Dude ask a bæologist they may be able to answer

bæologist by adawg March 14, 2015

Barkologist 

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.

My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.

Barkologist by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019