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budologist 

Noun 1. budologist - a stoner who studies buds.
Dude1: Man this new weed is fire! What is it?
Dude2: Idk man lets ask the Budologist.
Budologist: Ahh this is a hybrid indica sativa mostly indica dominant.
budologist by Joe Blow the 3rd March 22, 2016

Babeologist 

Noun:
A specialist in beautiful women

Someone who is knowledgeable when it comes to fine/sexy women
I want to be a babeologist when I grow up.

O man that is cool I think I'll be a babeologist too when i grow up.
Babeologist by Alex Tong December 18, 2008

Blondologist 

One who studies blondes, their behaviour, as well as their social and economical impact.
Person 1: I don't know what i want to be when i grow up...
Person 2: Be a blondologist!
Person 1: Hey, that would be fun! I don't know if I'm qualified though...
Blondologist by qazxsweccvfrr3456 December 19, 2010

Barnologist

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”
Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

Beardologist 

Someone that specializes in beards.
Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."
Beardologist by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

Banjologist 

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.
Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"