Barkologist

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.

My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.

by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019

Shower Fart

The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.

Shower Farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.

by dylanmitchell March 22, 2017

rarf

What dogs say a combination of ruff and arf.

My dog says rarf when he sees the mailman.

by dylanmitchell August 08, 2018

Suburbs

A smaller concrete jungle adjacent to a larger concrete jungle

Joe commutes from the suburbs to the city for work.

by dylanmitchell September 28, 2019

Liz Truss

someone who causes chais then bails, a short timer who can' hack it.

Shelton pulled a Liz Truss at his new job.

by dylanmitchell October 20, 2022

national shitty

national shitty aka nasty city aka national city is south of Barrio Logan north of Chulajuana aka Chula part of San Diego's south bay area. Gritty industrial and former industrial area, high crime rates, low income, and a city that keeps trying to represent itself.

national shitty is ghetto why don't we go over to chulajuana or otay or san ysidro

by dylanmitchell October 26, 2018