Definitions by dylanmitchell

Liz Truss 

someone who causes chais then bails, a short timer who can' hack it.

Shelton pulled a Liz Truss at his new job.

Liz Truss by dylanmitchell October 20, 2022

Suburbs

A smaller concrete jungle adjacent to a larger concrete jungle

Joe commutes from the suburbs to the city for work.

Suburbs by dylanmitchell September 28, 2019

Barkologist 

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.

My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.

Barkologist by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019

national shitty 

national shitty aka nasty city aka national city is south of Barrio Logan north of Chulajuana aka Chula part of San Diego's south bay area. Gritty industrial and former industrial area, high crime rates, low income, and a city that keeps trying to represent itself.

national shitty is ghetto why don't we go over to chulajuana or otay or san ysidro

national shitty by dylanmitchell October 26, 2018

rarf 

What dogs say a combination of ruff and arf.

My dog says rarf when he sees the mailman.

rarf by dylanmitchell August 7, 2018

Shower Fart 

The combination of running water and flatulence in the shower creates rank ass farts that make it difficult to breathe.

Shower Farts are a violation of the Geneva Convention.

Shower Fart by dylanmitchell March 22, 2017