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bæologist 

Someone who tries to figure out why is mad. (Job impossible)
Dude why is mad at me?

Dude ask a bæologist they may be able to answer
bæologist by adawg March 14, 2015
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Bibologist 

1. An expert in the study in the Bible, together with history and translations of the Dead Sea scrolls.

2. A bible scientist
After studying translations of new papyri from the Dead Sea scrolls and studying the Bible, Taylor became a bibologist.
Bibologist by BeachTSLwater October 24, 2017

budologist 

Noun 1. budologist - a stoner who studies buds.
Dude1: Man this new weed is fire! What is it?
Dude2: Idk man lets ask the Budologist.
Budologist: Ahh this is a hybrid indica sativa mostly indica dominant.
budologist by Joe Blow the 3rd March 22, 2016

Babeologist 

Noun:
A specialist in beautiful women

Someone who is knowledgeable when it comes to fine/sexy women
I want to be a babeologist when I grow up.

O man that is cool I think I'll be a babeologist too when i grow up.
Babeologist by Alex Tong December 18, 2008

Barnologist

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”
Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

Boxologist 

Someone who has dedicated there life to become a grand master in the study of the female box
That dude gets so much pussy, he is a total boxologist.

Daddy daddy when I grow up, I want to be a boxologist.
Atta boy son
Boxologist by Brendorunduah January 18, 2009

Beeologist 

You: "Do bee's bleed?"

Friend: "Why don't you ask a beeologist?"

Beeologist: "They do not have red blood like us, they have the equivalent of blood though. Since they don't have blood pressure they do not in fact bleed."
Beeologist by Darbii December 2, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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