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budologist 

Noun 1. budologist - a stoner who studies buds.
Dude1: Man this new weed is fire! What is it?
Dude2: Idk man lets ask the Budologist.
Budologist: Ahh this is a hybrid indica sativa mostly indica dominant.
budologist by Joe Blow the 3rd March 22, 2016

Buttologist 

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology
As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

Banjologist 

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.
Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

Bluntologist 

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.
"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."
Bluntologist by cardiddy January 31, 2005

bongologist 

One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
bongologist by toothoreo January 16, 2011

beer bongologist 

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.
Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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