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In capable of performing under such conditions which are very easy to perform under.
Person A: You kno i have a test tommorow, and i didnt study shit WALLA.
Person B: YA5I BALEED.
BALEED by Baleedist January 21, 2009
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having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.
I woke up one morning to my baleed dad yelling at me: My baleed dad is a fool
Baleed by Fool exposer February 18, 2020
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My black heart bleeds for you 

A phrase meaning to have a strong hatred towards someone or something.
"Yay I won 100 dollars!" Said Eric.

"My black heart bleeds for you." Says Agatha.

Balegdeh 

Jesy Nelson's made up word in a Jamaican accent way back 2014 from an accent challenge, which still no one knows the real deep meaning.
When u r jet lagged just say "balegdeh". It is a way to get urself back.
Balegdeh by Shady Sandie June 10, 2020

Bleedy old toe 

A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.
Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.
Bleedy old toe by bleedyoldtoe March 9, 2016

fresh bleeder 

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina
Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder
fresh bleeder by Trackblaster February 4, 2021
A person I once saw on TikTok that wants to be a famous streamer that plays Minecraft all day and I honestly fell in love with his voice and he sounded so kind
Hi my name is baleela and I play Minecraft
baleela by animeweeb January 31, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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