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1. An area in Arlington, VA with a metro stop.

2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"
1. I have to get off at the Ballston stop to meet up with my friends.

2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!
ballston by Captain Pixie August 22, 2009

Aaron Ballston 

When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.
Billy was smashing Dave's mom way too hard and had to Aaron Ballston that shit!
Aaron Ballston by coop81230 April 25, 2015
A neighborhood and metro stop in Arlington, VA. Very urbanized and filled with office buildings, apartments, condos and, of course, dry cleaners. More sterile than the other areas of Arlington (which is saying something). Typical resident is the Arlington Girl. Rents are extremely expensive, for reasons unknown to all.

Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!
I'm so jealous, Sarah just got a studio in Ballston for $1300 per month!
ballston by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007

Barry Bee Baldson 

A bald Barry Bee Benson known as

obislayer ImMutedfor90Days Slayerb

and someone who is a Bee and is bald with no hair
Barry Bee Baldson is such a dlown.
That guy is such a Barry Bee Baldson

Ballston Spa 

Ballston Spa, contrary to other definitions, is most possibly the most eventful town in upstate New York. We've got a bottle museum. Dude, who WOULDN'T want that? We got a spring. Sure you may have a spring in your town, but ours is better. Sure we have some rednecks. Sure I may be partially one. But rednecks have more fun riding lawn mowers in figure eights than accountants.

synonyms: fun, awesome, really cool place
antonyms: boring, lazy town
related words: B-Spa, be there
Yo! I just went to Ballston Spa and had a revelation. B-Spa Be there!
Ballston Spa by That One Person September 30, 2012

ballston spa 

unlike the definitions i read on the town where i lived in for 5 years ballston spa was oringinaly built as a luxury retreat from the city of saratoga the papper bag was invented here ....there are some scumbags who make this town have a bad rep but theres scum everywhere most homes in this area are competativly pricey with the rest of the surrounding area most people here dress in desinger clothes...its a nice place to live in close distances to clifton park and saratoga and is pretty nice and friendly come and visit sometime to see for yourselfs
you kno ballston spa invented the eco friendly paper bag
ballston spa by rik kelly April 20, 2010
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