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shit ass balls ton 

A hell of a lot of something.
Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
shit ass balls ton by Penguin156 August 24, 2009

This guy is smoking balls tonight 

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

Tonguing My Balls 

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).
Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?

tony balls 

Antonio Balsamo II, the greatest Mafia II character ever.
YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL YOU TONY BALLS TONY??!?!?!?!?!?!!? CUZ YA BALLS GOT BLOWN OFF!!!
tony balls by shitty pamper April 26, 2022

Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name
how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

Ball Tongue 

Caused when someone is so high on speed that they are unable to talk, and it looks like their tongue has a ball on the end of it.

This was derived from a man that KoRn knew, as they would play at his club. They called him Ball Tongue for that reason, as he was the one to start them on doing speed. They later produced a song with the same name on their first album.

It has nothing to do with licking balls, or any other sexual innuendos.
He was so high on speed lastnight, he got a Ball Tongue. No one understood a WORD he said.
Ball Tongue by carTARDDD January 25, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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