Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

Baldstache by Baldstache June 24, 2009

Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.

Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.

Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.

Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.

Beardstache by RORO6692 September 22, 2010

backstache 

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.

So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.

backstache by Backstache hero December 9, 2008

Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.

"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi

Beardstache by Bradgep October 12, 2009

Baldsnatchery 

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.

The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.

Baldsnatchery by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Italian Backstache 

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".

When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."

Italian Backstache by Jay Beee January 24, 2014