A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.
Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy
Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy
by Baldstache June 24, 2009
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Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010
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Get the Beardstache mug.Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.
So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.
by Backstache hero December 9, 2008
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by Bradgep October 12, 2009
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Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.
Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.
Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.
Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."
Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."
by Jay Beee January 24, 2014
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