bangstache

When your bangs are blown slightly to the right then slightly to the left forming a bangstache.

"You know I'm going out rockin my bangstache"

by 3akmbb March 1, 2014

backstache

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.

So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.

by Backstache hero December 9, 2008

BanglaChesh

A town in Buckinghamshire England that houses a large proportion of Asians and due to this the people in surrounding areas as well as the Asians inhabiting Chesham call it BanglaChesh to make themselves cool.

Challyboy: Yo bruv are u up for going paki-bashing in Banglachesh?

Pakistani Gangster: Yo bruv do u wanna go mug some stupid challyboys in BanglaChesh?

by Scorerrific July 20, 2004

Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

by Baldstache June 24, 2009

beanstache

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.

Benny Mayfield. see also: Bean Mexfield

by Jordan October 26, 2004

Italian Backstache

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".

When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."

by Jay Beee January 24, 2014

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005