Brairection 

When information is so good, it gives you a brain-erection (IE: An amazing fact that touches your very soul).

"Oh my God, Borderlands 2 is coming out next month!"
"The Great Dictator speech just gave me a brairection..."

Brairection by Grayl August 29, 2012

brainrection

A condition that exists when all of the blood rushes to your brain. Typically brought on by shocking, interesting, or new information.

I had a full-on brainrection, when I heard the news about Thomas Coyne.
That movie was a Total brainrection.
After reading that book I couldn't get a brainrection for a month.

brainrection by DerelictDoug.net June 18, 2020

Brewrection 

When pondering or consuming craft beer gives you an erection

Chris: Hey man. You check out that new bottle shop yet?

Nick: Yeah, but I only lasted in there for a few seconds; I developed a huge brewrection!

Brewrection by Fighting Amish September 15, 2016

Bradyrection 

A hard on for tom brady

My friend Juan gets a huge bradyrection while watching the patriots play

Bradyrection by Asshat5000 January 22, 2017

brorection 

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.

Dude, i have a major brorection for you.

brorection by nibshax August 19, 2013

homo-bidirectional 

A term derived from the prefix "homo" referring to modern humans and "bidirectional" meaning to move in both directions. A fancy word for bisexual.

Homo-bidirectional people should...

homo-bidirectional by YoungGunBuilder December 3, 2010

birectional 

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.

"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"

birectional by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007