8 definitions by BobbyBaja
Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.
Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.
Person 1: It's cool bro.
Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.
Person 1: It's cool bro.
by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009
by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009
by BobbyBaja April 3, 2011
The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.
Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.
Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
by BobbyBaja December 21, 2009
When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.
Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?
Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.
Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!
Person 2: No you don't... where is it?
Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?
Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.
Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!
Person 2: No you don't... where is it?
Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.
by BobbyBaja December 3, 2009
The act of holding up your head with your palm, knuckles, or hand in general. A position used for falling asleep in school, at the job, or just a sign of boredom.
Person 1 : You look comfortable!
Person 2 : Yeah, I set up an armshelf!
OR
Person : I'm comfortable
Other Person : YOU GOT ARMSHELFED
Person 2 : Yeah, I set up an armshelf!
OR
Person : I'm comfortable
Other Person : YOU GOT ARMSHELFED
by BobbyBaja December 10, 2009
The act of saying something very stupid, when the apparent choice is no longer present in the given situation.
For Instance...
Person 1: What the hell man, negative 28 isn't on there!
Person 2, 3, 4, 5: It never was... LOL ROFL BRO
Person 1: What the hell man, negative 28 isn't on there!
Person 2, 3, 4, 5: It never was... LOL ROFL BRO
by BobbyBaja December 21, 2009