Definitions by BobbyBaja

Showjob 

Getting a blowjob while playing any select instrument on stage.

Joey totally got a showjob when he played a sickbreakdown with a groupie on her knees.

Showjob by BobbyBaja April 21, 2011

Cumnesia 

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

Cumnesia by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

Negative 28 

The act of saying something very stupid, when the apparent choice is no longer present in the given situation.

For Instance...
Person 1: What the hell man, negative 28 isn't on there!

Person 2, 3, 4, 5: It never was... LOL ROFL BRO

Negative 28 by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

Pititus 

The act of having horribly smelling armpits.

Pronounced, Pit-i-tus, or pit-itus.

Person 1: Holy shit you smell like balls.

Person 2: Sorry, I have a bad case of pititus.

Person 1: It's cool bro.

Pititus by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

Ballrection 

The act of ones testicles shriveling up and getting hard due to the cold climate and weather.

Person 1: Dude, I'm getting a Ballrection
Person 2: Hard, tiny nuts?
Person 1: YEAH BRO!

Ballrection by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

Armshelf 

The act of holding up your head with your palm, knuckles, or hand in general. A position used for falling asleep in school, at the job, or just a sign of boredom.

Person 1 : You look comfortable!

Person 2 : Yeah, I set up an armshelf!

OR

Person : I'm comfortable

Other Person : YOU GOT ARMSHELFED

Armshelf by BobbyBaja December 10, 2009

Two Heaters 

When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth

Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.

Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?

Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.

Two Heaters by BobbyBaja December 6, 2009