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spankable and bankable 

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.
Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.
spankable and bankable by Riley400 January 3, 2011

spank bankable

To be attractive and/or alluring enough to be deposited in ones spank bank.
Even though all the women at my new job I are in their 40's they are all spank bankable.
spank bankable by Rnw124 January 11, 2008

Whalley Backalley

A sex position named after the district of Whalley, Surrey. Canada.

A Whalley Backalley is when you take two fingers and proceed to finger your partner's anus, followed by your anus, and then to your partner's mouth.
Hey bro, I heard Nato got Whallied (Short form for Whalley Backalley) by Egghead this weekend! Hahaha!

Bankable 

Dude 1: "Dude, check that chick out over there...whaddaya think?" Dude 2: "Yeah, she's bankable."
Bankable by Paul Doyle October 2, 2006

barkable 

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.
Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*
barkable by Barkation October 18, 2017

Barkable 

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.
Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy
Barkable by Barkable March 24, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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