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spankable and bankable 

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.
Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

spank bankable

To be attractive and/or alluring enough to be deposited in ones spank bank.
Even though all the women at my new job I are in their 40's they are all spank bankable.
spank bankable by Rnw124 January 11, 2008

Whalley Backalley

A sex position named after the district of Whalley, Surrey. Canada.

A Whalley Backalley is when you take two fingers and proceed to finger your partner's anus, followed by your anus, and then to your partner's mouth.
Hey bro, I heard Nato got Whallied (Short form for Whalley Backalley) by Egghead this weekend! Hahaha!

Bankable 

Dude 1: "Dude, check that chick out over there...whaddaya think?" Dude 2: "Yeah, she's bankable."
Bankable by Paul Doyle October 2, 2006

barkable 

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.
Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*
barkable by Barkation October 18, 2017

Barkable 

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.
Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy
Barkable by Barkable March 24, 2021