bark

to speak loudly and usually belligerently without knowing what in the fuck you are talking out.

What the fuck is he barking about now?

by vanuel February 03, 2004

bark

The usually brown stuff on a tree, has many textures!

I like to look at the bark on the trees.

by anonomus March 30, 2004

bark

The enormous cough that follows a huge bong rip.

Dude, don't hit that thing so fucking hard, you'll bark.

by Joe Collins February 22, 2008

bark

A female bark better known as a "queef". A female bark is a rare bodily function caused by a pocket of air forming inside of the vagina when it is constantly pounded by the wrath of a man stick and is then released upon removal of the respected scholars penasia

Example: "bro I was fucking this slam pig missionary and she fuckin barked when I pulled out"

by Thy bons February 18, 2014

bark

To break wind, to fart. Also used as a noun, i.e. flatulence.

It's embarrassing to bark in an elevator.

by zjo123 December 15, 2006

bark

To vomit, to throw up, to puke. When your digestive system works in reverse.

She's in the other room, barking up dinner.

by Kel-C February 16, 2005

bark

Shot of whiskey or some form of alcoholic elixer.

"Take a Bark and drown your sorrows..."

Ozzy Osbourne -Suicide Solution

by cwemde November 26, 2007