barkable 

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.

Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*

barkable by Barkation October 18, 2017

Barkable 

When an object is too powerful that you just have to bark.

Dog: what the fuck was that
Person: Me, walking.
Dog: kinda barkable my guy

Barkable by Barkable March 24, 2021

Barkable

Let me see something on TV and your dog wants bark at it

Barkable for my dog to bark at the TV seeing other dogs

Barkable by Jcoh March 25, 2026

spankable and bankable 

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.

Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

spankable and bankable by Riley400 January 3, 2011

barfable 

adj - something that is so gross and disgusting that it may make you barf

Meg and Lindsay said his new freshman girl was barfable.

barfable by bf formally known as #2 June 23, 2010

spank bankable

To be attractive and/or alluring enough to be deposited in ones spank bank.

Even though all the women at my new job I are in their 40's they are all spank bankable.

spank bankable by Rnw124 January 11, 2008

borkable 

Anything that a dog would bork at.

“Are there borkables outside, Stewie!?”

borkable by eGeekster October 22, 2019