Bacel 

BACON IN A BAGEL

I made a bagel with bacon in it for breakfast, it’s a bacel. Any less bacon and it would literally be a bagel.

Bacel by Bacon Bagelton April 16, 2021

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Backlit

Ejaculating an unfathomable amount of cum on a human males back, typically after engaging in homoerotic activities with a male (or trans male).
The word is stemmed from the phrase "light up my back."

"Dude, how was Thailand? Did you get any of their cheap sex massages?"
"Naw dude, I paid them extra to backlit me! It was awesome!"

Backlit by Svensk och Indisk Pojke September 26, 2019

Bachle 

Glaswegian An unkept individual. Bachles usually wear clothes that are crumpled and ill-fitting.

Och, look at that shackly wee bachle!

Bachle by c.linguist August 12, 2020

Momento Bacalhau 

A portuguese "Bruh Moment" same use.
Um "Bruh Moment" português.

A: We have to sing the song and nobody knows the lyrics
B: Momento Bacalhau bro

A: Quando tens de cantar uma música e não sabes a letra
B: Momento Bacalhau

Momento Bacalhau by FlavioMendes November 12, 2021

Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

bachelor's salad 

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009