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The land of military coups, with army generals protecting the aristocracy and the wealthy in Bangkok, when the rich and powerful feel threatened by political parties that support the farmers and villagers.
Thailand has the world's most number of temples, but it's usually its sex industry and beautiful beaches that attract budget-conscious tourists to this land of a thousand smiles.
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by MathPlus August 24, 2017
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A country where u go for delicious food.
yam-wun-sen, pad thai, larb, rowm-mit, tom-yam-kung and so on..
a-roy mak mak ka~*^^*(it's soooo delicious~)
by curi September 04, 2003
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A country that was never colonized and exploited by a foreign power. Instead it is exploited by the Thai super rich and the Royal Family.
The super rich live of the backs of the mega poor in Thailand.
by The Grand Wazzoo January 08, 2010
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A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.
" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"
by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005
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Japan was never colonized by any European nation either.
Thailand and Japan are two of the coolest countries I've ever been to.
by Muay Thai September 19, 2004
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Famous to foreigners for its beautiful beaches,unique foods...............and prostitutes.
And I thought I had seen enough hookers in my touring days when I came to Thailand.
by Rolex lover June 05, 2005
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Person A: "Hey, I was kinda thinking of going to Thailand for my wedding."

Person B: "Just go to Mexico, same shit, but you know, Asian."
by Daniladi13 July 25, 2010
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