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crumpled 

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.
Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.
crumpled by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016
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Crumpled 

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)
Crumpled by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018

crumpled 

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled
crumpled by emit June 11, 2008

crumpled 

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.
That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.
crumpled by Brosti December 24, 2005

Crumpled 

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.
Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.
Crumpled by Dizzle February 27, 2004

Crumpled 

Crumpled by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018

crumpled heap 

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.
I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.
crumpled heap by Mala Propism February 7, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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