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The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.
Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.
by Big Rig123 December 04, 2016
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)
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Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.
by Brosti October 31, 2005
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A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.
Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.
by Dizzle February 27, 2004
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