Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

bachelor

Someone who doesn't make the same mistake once.

Person A: Bob's a bachelor
Person B: It can only go downhill from there

by conioh January 11, 2009

Bachelor

an unmarried man; single, most of the time the ultimate player, a womans dream man.
A flirt on almost every occasion.

"He is such a bachelor look at him around all these girls"

by bootywarrior August 21, 2013

bachelor

A single guy. A guy who hasn't gotten married. Single.

That guy will always be a bachelor, because he's ugly and stinks. Who would wanna marry him?

by Dimmu-Borgir November 7, 2010

bachelor

Short for Bachelor of Science or B.S.C

Derived from Bum Sucking C**t.

A person who commonly posts humourless and uninteresting messages on a bulletin board.

James is a Bachelor.

by David Beam June 25, 2005

bachelor

a male bird or mammal without a mate, especially one prevented from breeding by a dominant male.

The young male elk was a bachelor, unable to challenge the dominant bull for mating rights.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

bachelor

a young knight serving under another's banner.

As a bachelor, he served loyally under the banner of his liege lord, gaining experience and honor on the battlefield.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024