BTLOI 

By The Look Of It

This human's dead, btloi

BTLOI by tristanr July 22, 2009

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

bloitus 

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bloity 

It's when the game is waited too much and is not goofy enough

It's funny as hell! The new ones are too fuckin'... bloity.

bloity by Mr. Pudding December 31, 2017

Baloided 

To be totally drunk, while browsing an internet forum, and making it so obvious, that everyone on the internet forum can tell.

Crispers: Dude, did you talk Cratic last night
tomspeople: No, why?
Crispers: He was totally Baloided.

Baloided by Falcon_snail November 29, 2011

Bloi 

Mostly cited as "boi" but with a more enthusiastic exasperation put into the word verbally with more emotion. Common on the internet by "E thugs."

Alex: ye boi
Matt: YE BLOI!!!
Alex: oh Bloi!

Oh Bloi it about to start!

Bloi by CW. March 3, 2010

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010