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the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire
Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008
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Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010
When you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.
The pizookie made me feel bloaty.
Bloaty by Justin Derenski June 23, 2008
verb:
1) To complain;gripe
2) To fumble, mess up, drop the ball
3) To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly

phrasal verb:
1) To shirk ones duty
2) To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience
3) To waste time

interjection:
1) Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, as you or it

adjective, adverb:
1) Damned;confounded;bloody
v1) Stop bloitting
v2) I bloitted that one
v3) He bloitted me in the foot

p1) Just bloit it
p2) Bloit off!
p3) I bloitted all day

i1) Go bloit yourselves!

a1) That bloitting politician!
bloit by AudunXetrov March 7, 2008
noun - 1) A person who is thoroughly disliked, 2) an unpleasant difficulty.
God, Jim is such a bloit sometimes.
Bloit by Baruchhhh February 8, 2007
It means to be sexy, beautiful, fabulous, and amazing but also very crazy.
if you are called boity you would be ultra ultra cool.
'boity, boity, boity'
boity by Jim and Man December 9, 2003
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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