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Bloitering

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010
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Blithering idiot

Basically, James May and Richard Hammond when they talk to Jermey Clarkson
Hammond you blithering idiot, you totally ruined this car!
by Goh nakhor September 27, 2019
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blithering idiot

Someone highly unsensible. A highly annoying person. A babbling idiot.
by Catwisperer November 26, 2016
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the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.
i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....
by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010
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Blondering

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
by matree May 26, 2010
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Blithering

The act of speaking foolishly and without purpose, often annoying others in the process. Talking at length for the sake of hearing one's own voice.
The stupid twit wouldn't stop blithering about how 'deep' her favourite fad author is.
by FeO2 August 27, 2010
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Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not
He's ploitering
by Harden_soul June 8, 2016
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