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Bloinking
"Yo, did you end up seeing Amy last night?"
"Yea actually, we ended up BLOINKING for 45 minutes straight dude. Shit was magical."
"Yea actually, we ended up BLOINKING for 45 minutes straight dude. Shit was magical."
Bloinking by sinisterapparatus4299 March 23, 2026
Blaining It
"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"
"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"
"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"
"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"
Blaining It by Agent South Dakota January 2, 2015
oinking and bonking
oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016
bloinkiss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
minging or blinging
An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026