Bloinking 

the act of oral sex while taking a dump

my girlfriend was bloinking me last night, it was awesome!

Bloinking by DogBone August 18, 2008

Bloinking 

The action of putting one magnetic rod in your anus and another in your urethra until they connect.

Me and my buddies were bloinking the other day cause we had extra magnets.

Bloinking by wasupyoy December 7, 2024

Bloinking

The act of having sex while also defecating simutaneously.

"Yo, did you end up seeing Amy last night?"

"Yea actually, we ended up BLOINKING for 45 minutes straight dude. Shit was magical."

Bloinking by sinisterapparatus4299 March 23, 2026

Blaining It

When you totally fuck something up really badly.

"Man I totally Blained it with that date with Sarah"

"I'm gonna Blain this presentation today"

"I am Blaining it right now, talking to you"

Blaining It by Agent South Dakota January 2, 2015

oinking and bonking 

Having sex.

Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.

oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

minging or blinging 

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.

"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"

minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022