bloink

The sound made by semi-liquids (or non-Newtonian fluids) when placed under too much strain causing them to overflow. As in a muffin top or water balloon.

When Jane fastened her jeans, she heard an alarming bloink noise as her muffin top escaped confinement from its skinny-leg prison.

by Rhiannon Davis November 30, 2007

Bloink

A term used for a man when he is just so in between babygirl and any term that refers to a dominant male. Like, he’ll tease and make fun of you, but he’s also so bullyable able that’s is almost unfair.

:My friends keep saying I’m a bloink? What does that even mean??

:Sucks to be both man…

:Both WHAT?!

by BeccaHeccaRecca October 17, 2023

bloink

The entire lower male region including the anus, scrotum, and penis.

"Why are you crying?"
"I fell down the stairs and hurt my bloink"

"Ay check this, I'm about to do the splits!"
"Don't tear your bloink..."

"Last night was so crazy. We were at it all night and now my bloink is soaked"

"Babe will you suck my dick?"
"Only if you get that putrid smell off your bloink..."

by PrairieDoggin666 January 29, 2017

Bloink

Bloink is a noun specifically referring to Roderick heffley from the hit series diary of a wimpy kid.

Look at the bloink!

The bloink is here.
The bloink is apart of loaded diaper (the band).

by Electricalsockethair October 27, 2025

Blinker

When you're smoking a Wax Pen, and take a hit so long, the button starts to blink.

Johnny: Dude, I just hit a fucking blinker on my pen. Jason: Fuck bro, are your lungs ok?

by X23Hailway June 16, 2018

a Blinker

taking a hit off of your dab pen until your pen literally starts blinking and ends the hit.

“bro let me take a blinker”

“nah man i don’t have that much oil left for you to be taking blinkers”
“ugh i have to stop taking blinkers, i’m so high”
“i can’t even take a blinker, i just start coughing”

by computerboy January 19, 2021

Blinker fluid

A prank that parents play on their children when they’re old enough to drive. Blinker fluid/fuel is not real but is a common joke, most shop owners play along or will laugh at you.

“Run down to the auto parts store and get me some blinker fluid”, but when Billy went to the store the managers just laughed at him.

by Hardtruths January 2, 2018