Bloi

Mostly cited as "boi" but with a more enthusiastic exasperation put into the word verbally with more emotion. Common on the internet by "E thugs."

Alex: ye boi
Matt: YE BLOI!!!
Alex: oh Bloi!

Oh Bloi it about to start!

by CW. March 3, 2010

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bloity

It's when the game is waited too much and is not goofy enough

It's funny as hell! The new ones are too fuckin'... bloity.

by Mr. Pudding December 31, 2017

Bloitering

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

bloing

1. v. To insert a joint that is fat enough to be compared to a blunt, or a short blunt that can be compared to a joint aka a "bloint" into the hole at the bottom of the bong bowl and proceeding to smoke. "Bloinging" or "bloingin'" as it is referred to is often the most enjoyable way to finish off a bloint without getting burned. Bloint + Bong = Bloingin'

"Man, this bloint is getting short, I'll put that shit in the bong and bloing it up!"

by king_bloint_420 September 25, 2008

Blois

Lactose-intolerant Women, who just drank milk, farting in your face

Bruh, I just had three people Blois last night!
It was so sexy.

by Pr0metheus_name_please April 19, 2023