bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bloitus

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.

First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"
Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"

by The Fox of Bedford County July 4, 2009

BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

BLOTUS

Biggest Liar Of The United States

BLOTUS likes to use Alternative Facts

by Bisset2 January 27, 2017

Chodious Bloatus

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack

Oh no my erect chodious bloatus

by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018

bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

blowtus

a huge horrible hog beast who probably eats a thousand pancackes for breakfast...

I hope that blowtus fuck doesnt sit near me.

by Crixxx February 29, 2008