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antiphillia 

Antiphillia is a condition of sexual repression so severe that the sufferer attempts to restrict, regulate or control the sexual conduct of others.
Objecting to someone else's sexual conduct may indicate philophobia. Suggesting a law to regulate their sexual conduct defines one as suffering from antiphillia.
antiphillia by amourist September 14, 2011

Aniphile 

When you're so obsessed with an anime character and you want no one except him/her and you have weird fantasies and if you go psycho, you will molest them in the weirdest way possible.
Also when you start licking your screen.
Bruh, stop licking Haruka's six-pack on the screen. You look like an aniphile.
Aniphile by tm9g September 10, 2016

tweaking audiophile 

term coined by A. Colin Flood, writing for EnjoyTheMusic.com, to describe hobbyists who fiddle with their home music systems.
" An audiophile is not merely someone that Dictionary.com says has "ardent interest in stereo or high-fidelity sound reproduction." An audiophile is someone who wants to do something about the flaws and deficiencies in their home entertainment system, whether it is about the music or the movies.

A tweaking audiophile is someone who wants to make some or all of those improvements themselves. (This term derives from a caustic description applied to myself. As in the time when an annoyed salesman said, "what are you anyway, some sort of xxxing audiophile?" His expletive evolved in print to "frigging," which lead to "freaking" and then to "tweaking." And, there you have it. Lemonade, from lemons.)"
tweaking audiophile by Acolin July 23, 2010

audiophile

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.
"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"
audiophile by marty May 13, 2005

audiophile

One who enjoys sex acts involving the ear.
After they stopped kissing, Jenny felt something touch her ear. She sighed. Why did she always end up with the audiophiles?
audiophile by Darcy_Tucker June 19, 2008

Audiophile

1. A person who tells a story that is so execrable that you feel like your ear has been violated.

2. This is a person that makes you break out in a cold sweat and shudder when he says "So something interesting happened today..."

3. Someone that triggers your fight-or-flight response just by speaking.
Dude, that story sucked balls. Quit being an audiophile.

So my carpool buddy decided to be an audiophile on the way home today. He felt a burning need to tell me about the consistency of his bowel movements. I couldn't get away! We were on the interstate for fuck's sake!
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