by xoxonarcissist November 14, 2020
Get the autophilia mug.the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac
"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
by XC Girl June 24, 2008
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1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.
2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.
3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.
3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)
Bob: You autophiliac!!!
2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!
Lambo: -no response-
Mary: Oh yah! Harder!
Bob: You autophiliac!!!
2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!
Lambo: -no response-
Mary: Oh yah! Harder!
by Valkaris May 4, 2010
Get the Autophilia mug.Audiophilia nervosa describes the anxiety resulting from the never-ending quest to obtain the ultimate performance from one's stereo system by means of employing state-of-the-art components, cables, and the use of certain "tweaks."
Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.
Although the goal is supposedly to achieve maximum appreciation of the music, those afflicted with this condition are merely obsesed with their electronics.
Todd had spent well over $100,000 in speakers,monoblock amplifiers, fiber optic cables, Shakti stones, pre-amolifiers, and other equipment and tweaks. And yet he still wasn't convinced that Diana Krall's voice sounded "silky" enough.
Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.
Todd was in deep denial concerning his audiophilia nervosa, and his wife was on the verge of calling a divorce lawyer.
by whimzzical June 19, 2010
Get the audiophilia nervosa mug.The fear of oneself or being alone.
by Justin's Farm Brand Italian Ice October 9, 2006
Get the Autophobia mug.One that enjoys the consumption and effects of grandiose amounts of alcohol, but still leads a successful, functional, and happy life, and does not exhibit the dependant characteristics of an alcoholic.
Cecile can outdrink all her friends, and loves the taste of alcohol. She is frequently found partying her ass off while wasted, but knows when to stay sober and get down to business. She is an alcophiliac.
by Amandine foooooooooooood October 30, 2006
Get the alcophiliac mug.Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.
by not Louis ck May 11, 2013
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