marty's definitions

smh

Tablecloth

Why do you read the SMH? It's too big! At home we use it to protect our dinner table! Go for a REAL paper like the Daily Telegraph!

by Marty June 17, 2003

Visible Landing Strip (VLS)

Noun. American. 2005.

The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".

First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.

"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."

by Marty May 13, 2005

tommy-b

a person with no talent or future.

'....yeah that guys a total tommy-b'

by Marty March 20, 2004

Westchester

The "other" suburb of New York, in a moderate rivalry with Long Island, which is for some reason seen as the "prime" suburb because it is slightly larger and more well-known. ANd by the way, Westchester County is not a bunch of rich snobs, contrary to the stereotype. Acc. to the census LI has the same per capita income as us.

Long Island can go fuck themselves - did you know that the 516 area code was actually created out of 914 in 1954? We still have the area code, you losers!

by Marty April 6, 2004

Monkees

A fake band that, not unlike the Partridge Family or The Archies, was created for a television show. In the mid-60's, producers hired four actors and told them to act as though they were band mates and would be called "The Monkees". Three of the four actors were actually able to carry a tune and one or two actually could play instruments, but the music on the records was all performed by studio musicians. They hired some of the best pop songwriters of the era and had several Top 10 hits credited to their fictional band.

I dig some of the Monkee's songs, but "I'm A Believer" is not one of them.

by Marty January 29, 2005

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 19, 2003

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003