marty's definitions

VW van

Only the greatest machine to be put down on this earth by God himself. The Volkswagon Van became popular in the late 60s by hippies or drug traffickers. The popularity continued to the late 70s but quickly died down as the "hippy" turned into the "funk". Several failed attempts to create a new more modernized van to satisfy the customers of today have been tried the German company. The VW Van's symbolism as a drug persons vehicle remains today.

Dude, check out my totally awesome 1973 VW Van!

by marty August 20, 2005

tickle

to touch someone lightly in certain regions that causes peculiar sensations, reflexive movements, involuntary laughter

Maria tickled the bottoms of Brett's feet and made him laugh out loud

by Marty October 16, 2003

meat wagon

ambulance, paramedic unit

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.

by Marty October 16, 2003

HANDJOB

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 16, 2003

ticklish

easily made to laugh or wriggle when tickled

Mandy found out that Billy's feet were ticklish as hell!

by Marty October 16, 2003

Hand job

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!

by Marty October 18, 2003

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 19, 2003