1. A person who tells a story that is so execrable that you feel like your ear has been violated.

2. This is a person that makes you break out in a cold sweat and shudder when he says "So something interesting happened today..."

3. Someone that triggers your fight-or-flight response just by speaking.

Dude, that story sucked balls. Quit being an audiophile.

So my carpool buddy decided to be an audiophile on the way home today. He felt a burning need to tell me about the consistency of his bowel movements. I couldn't get away! We were on the interstate for fuck's sake!

Audiophile by Passenger Seat Critic April 14, 2010

Audiophile

Some one who enjoys music as much as pedophiles like kids

Ah yea I’m a audiophile bro. All I need to survive in life is music

Audiophile by Banana smeller007 February 3, 2020

Audiophile

Someone who has sexual relations with speakers and / or headphones.

Guess what John is an Audiophile! His wife caught him with his penis in the subwoofer.

Audiophile by Frank Barnes March 4, 2022

audiophile

"A lover of sound"
However as most people are lovers of music etc, the term audiophile points to people who love high end audio equipment and can distinguish between good speakers and bad ones, which cables to use, and can tell what bitrate an mp3 file is at... etc etc etc.
Audiophiles usually argue to the death as to which setup is best

'those monitors sound muddy as all hell'
"what? how can you tell good sir? I hear nothing wrong!"
'cuz i'm an audiophile you filthy monkey!'

audiophile by INCARNATE!!!! April 3, 2003

audiophile

A person who enjoys their audio equipment more than the actual music

Audiophile: "This song sounds so harsh on my DT-880"

audiophile by n1ko23 January 1, 2022