Asspron

to be pronounced like apron, but not to be confused with edible product...like an apron but you put it over your ass to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your ass, visiting San Francisco (because i heard there was A gay there), backing that ass up, etc....

1.)Jenny, Jack, and Dill made sure to wear their assprons before their night on the town.

2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.

by Adam Sophia June 13, 2008

Asstronomer

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.

Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.

by smatty21 March 30, 2010

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.

Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!

by Lil Woody January 26, 2015

assponent

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

Asstronaut

Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.

Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.

by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008

assron

When you can't figure out if someone is an asshole, or a moron, you call them an assron.

From Slashdot:


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:3, Funny)
by Free the Cowards (1280296) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @05:01AM (#24654613)

So, I'm having trouble figuring this out, and would appreciate some help. Are you an asshole, or just a moron?


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:5, Funny)
by Xiaran (836924) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @07:57AM (#24655399)

Maybe he's a "morhole" or an "assron"... I wanna be an assron.

by ma11achy_me October 12, 2008

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

by nehpets134 October 16, 2012