assprone

An adjective that is synonymous with "Gay"

Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB

by Laver July 7, 2007

assponent

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

asspreneur

A young female who wants to succeed in the business world by exposing her ass across social media platforms.

- Jennifer posted 5 photos of her ass today, did you see them all dude!?
- Yeah, she is going places man, such an asspreneur. I admire her.

by tolgaonuk February 27, 2018

Asspron

to be pronounced like apron, but not to be confused with edible product...like an apron but you put it over your ass to ensure protection from harmful objects. useful when: sliding down hills, cooking with your ass, visiting San Francisco (because i heard there was A gay there), backing that ass up, etc....

1.)Jenny, Jack, and Dill made sure to wear their assprons before their night on the town.

2.)"Don't forget your assprons!", a mother gently reminded her children before they left to catch the school bus.

by Adam Sophia June 13, 2008

assprong

Someone who is being compared to a penis that has been used for Anal sex.

HEY! You assprong, get the fuck outta the gay bar!

by Los_bastardo August 9, 2004

assprobe

An assprobe is a type of annoying faggot that will violate your anus with his "probe". Always leave a feeling of annoyment and violation.

Can be thought of as a combination of asshole and faggot.

That fucking Linux user, always calling me a nigger, he's such an assprobe!

by segin January 10, 2014

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004