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A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes
Uranus is a gassy planet
by Washy February 17, 2015
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The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.
5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...
by GaMeRuInEr September 12, 2006
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1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed
1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
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A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!
by Wesley Durrance December 22, 2005
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The 7th planet from the sun in our solar system.noted for its interesting axis of orbit and it rings.

Also elicits laighter due to it being pronounced as your anus.
Uranus is my favorite planet because it moves in such an interesting way.
by ténti December 30, 2013
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1) Uranus, a planet in the Solar System that is used in many jokes involving the Bum-hole of humans.

2) the word used in many retarded bum-hole-related jokes.
1) Uranus sure is far away from the sun!
2) I see Uranus! And not the planet Uranus!
by Sirius123 May 08, 2007
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Why would you not want to work next to a queer astronomer?
Because he would always be looking at Uranus!
by Nickel Man is no queer. March 03, 2011
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