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Asstron
A combination of ASShole, TRoll, and morON. A sufferer of personality disorders so severe that mere communication is impossible. This person can blunder into error without realizing what they're doing. (moron) Then ask for help to correct that problem without ever intending to take the advice given. (troll) Then become livid when it is pointed out that the problem was his own fault. (asshole) Conversation usually devolves into name-calling and threats in mere seconds.
Asstron: I can't seed this file I downloaded. Help.
Helpdesk: No one can connect to you, read the FAQ.
A: You're wrong. I've set up dozens of PCs.
H: Read this other thing to save your account..
A: You're still wrong. I won't read those. I have a 200 Intellectual Quotient (sic)
H: The solution is in front of you.
A: (enraged) You're no help, so watch me; I'll get you.
Helpdesk: No one can connect to you, read the FAQ.
A: You're wrong. I've set up dozens of PCs.
H: Read this other thing to save your account..
A: You're still wrong. I won't read those. I have a 200 Intellectual Quotient (sic)
H: The solution is in front of you.
A: (enraged) You're no help, so watch me; I'll get you.
Asstron by SleepyInTexas August 24, 2009
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Astronaut's Prayer
First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009
Swamp-asstrophe
An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.
I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!
Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014
Ancient Astronaut Theorists
A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Ancient Astronaut Theorists by C17H21NO October 7, 2013
Astronomia
Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.