asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

AssWrangler 

A person who loves all types of ass no matter what it is. They will have sex with anything that is in the shape of an ass or annything that has an ass

Person: Wow your such an AssWrangler

AssWrangler by Anti AssWrangler April 24, 2010

agspringer 

agspringer is the hottest milf lover and tiktoker in existence. if you are mutuals with them its a plus bc that means that you are seggsy af 😫 his posts are also very funny and relatable ☝️😁

a: have you seen agspringers new post?
b: ofc i have! and you know what? i’m her mutual lipbite

agspringer by hanges.gf March 22, 2021

asswrinkle 

A really stupid (or otherwise useless) person (visualize the cottage cheese-like deformities on an overweight (or otherwise flabby) person's posterior).

No, you can't fit that construction cone in your left nostril. Now stop being an asswrinkle and help me {insert action here}.

asswrinkle by ash1337 September 8, 2006

Ass pringle 

A pringle you dip into someone's ass

Fuck you!

Fuck you then Ass pringle!

Ass pringle by TheSeger February 6, 2021

asswrangler 

one who spends their time wrangling ass (in other words, wasting time doing nothing).

Timmy, aren't you ever going to do any productive with your life? You're nothing but an asswrangler.

asswrangler by Carl J18 November 17, 2007