A proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.
God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anal bodies and phenomena.
2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.
"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.
After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*