Asspigeon

Person who thinks that they're really good at playing Unreal Tournament, but who in reality totally suck ass and drive your stats into the ground when they play on your computer.

I was ranked number 15 until I let asspigeon play. Now I'm number 198445.

by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009

asspinion

Much like assvice, an unwelcome and unsolicited opinion; a literal take on the phrase "opinions are like assholes: everyone has one..."

Doesn't Bob realize that no one wants his asspinion?

by Chibi Jeeb December 2, 2010

asspionage

Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.

Phred was a master at practicing asspionage outside Cara's house.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

Ass Pigeon

someone who is extremly annoying or a complete idiot

can also refer to a group of people who are lazy

hey man whats up
nothing much just being lazy

you ass pigeon

by 77dylan77 July 23, 2011

Tampon Ass Pigeon

Basicaly when sum1 puts yo tampyon intyo pigeon hole yo dats wat yo get yo!

Whenst one instertuth thine sanitary device into whonest pigeonono anus now thats a Tampon Ass Pigeon!!!

by Da Birdos March 25, 2012